Harry's Game: if Harry Redknapp became the England manager (episode six)
Playing a 4-3-3 formation against the ultra-defensive Austrians turned out to be ‘Arry’s worst error since persuading Jamie to make an advert for Yes Car Credit all those years ago (well, he did have a poor credit rating). Their ‘park the bus’ tactics were frustrating England, and as extra time beckoned, anticipating a goal seemed akin to staying up all night ringing up the Quiz Call channel in the hope of winning a prize – a sure-fire sign of a failed social life, adding insult to the injury of phoning premium rate lines to enter (clearly rigged) competitions. Nonetheless, a goal duly arrived in the 109 th minute, and from then on, it was England’s turn to defend and see out the win. “Triffic performance all round… I’m sure I tried to sign that Austrian defender at Portsmuff, what’s his name again?” Next stop: Italy, who took out hosts Switzerland 2-0 earlier in the day (France versus Holland was to be the other semi-final, those nations having ended the progress of Spain and R